Excuse me sir.. your fly is down..

So I have my "favorite" pair of jeans.. You know, the jeans where it makes your butt look awesome.. Well now, they are my least favorite pair of jeans.. Last night at the Casino make its 3 times, that my fly, unzips, itself.. It's true.. I don't know how or why, but within the last month, 3 separate nights, my fly unzips all on it's own.. Letting everyone around me sneak a peak into my pants.. Sounds funny, its not.. Esp when a 76 year old lady tells me.. Then winks at me.. While eating a banana.. Ok the last part was a joke.. But still.. Never wearing those jeans again..